Anyway, I'm a 50-year-old man in Midland Texas. I live on a small 5-acre homestead that we should be farming at least a little bit, but we aren't. We do have chickens and ducks, and more eggs then we could ever eat. I also work in the oil fields of West Texas driving 18 wheelers. I have three kids and a wonderful wife that I do not appreciate nearly enough. I'm not really being interesting enough to hold your attention yet though I'd guess.
It will get interesting though... at least I think it will. So a couple fast facts about me.
- At one time I wanted to be a preacher (now a humanist and an atheist and one of the few people I know who has read the bible cover to cover).
- Since that time I've been a DJ at a topless club (but I'm still a supporter of everyone's civil and vehemently believe you don't do anything to anyone without permission).
- I used to run a comedy website called The Parody Pages (You will see things from it in this blog I'm sure).
- I would love to run for Congress. I just told you my skeletons so it'd be hard to use them against me. Unless they can use bad credit against you, I have that too.
- I'd also love to be an actor or a voice-over artist.
- I have and try to follow a strict moral code of ethics.
- I don't think I could be bought ever, but I'm sure most politicians thought that when they started out.
- I love Six Flags and theme parks more than most people.
- I think Barrack Obama will go down in history as one of the greatest presidents we have ever had, and not just because he broke the color barrier.
- I won't give up without a fight (although my wife had to remind me of that today).
I think I'm going to use it for my mid-life crisis. Which I think is starting now...
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